Lithuania: Monika Linkyte and Stay

This year, Lithuania Sorry, Monika Linkyte. I’m still not over it. I know it’s not your fault that Pabandom Is … More

Albania: Duje by Albina and the Familja Kelmendi

Eurovision in Albania means three things: And this year, Albania has once again fulfilled their expected brief (and more!) with … More

*Sigh* I really wish we could scrub the term “female empowerment” from Eurovision. Sure, it sometimes has relevance, like that … More

I feel sorry for Wild Youth. They are an arena rock band that has somehow landed in the middle of … More

Hey all! I’ve just come back from the Semifinal 1 Jury Show and woweeewowowowow. It’s a DOOZY. So I’ve created … More

People. Stop. Just stop. This is not the “worst Eurovision ever.” Look, you don’t have to like every song. You … More

So earlier this week Pornhub released its annual “insights” from the Eurovision Song Contest, which bascially boils down to “People … More

Outside of Eurovision, one of my major hobbies has been trying to get a diagnosis for assorted mental health issues … More

In the Eurovision fandom, Natalia Gordienko’s Sugar is a critic-proof song. No one can like it or hate it because … More

One of the joys of this year’s Melodifestivalen was the emergence of the pop princess Malou Prytz, who went Direkt … More