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Armenia: Brunette and Future Lover

This year Armenia is sending Brunette with a song that’s … well, I am not sure it’s a song. It’s…

armenia, brunette, future lover, half banger, is it good?, plagiarism

Ukraine – Tvorchi, Heart of Steel

First of all, I feel like I need to preface this by noting that the war in Ukraine is bad,…

drama, gothic, tvorchi, ukraine, why aren't more people talking about this?

Australia: Voyager and Promise

The progressive metal band Voyager are representing Australia this year with their song Promise, a riff-shredding pop delight. I worry…

australia, banger, promise, representation, voyager

Georgia: Iru and Echo

Georgia is rapidly getting a reputation as a country that does not send what is expected. Tornike Kipiani’s serial killer…

banger, big-voiced lady, can't wait to see how they stage this, echo, georgia, in my brain, iru, unexpected

Spain: Blanca Paloma and EAEA

Edited to add: Since posting this, a lot of people have noted that the song is written from the point…

blanca paloma, ea ea, flamenco, spain, what a voice, women and mothers are not the same

Lithuania: Monika Linkyte and Stay

This year, Lithuania Sorry, Monika Linkyte. I’m still not over it. I know it’s not your fault that Pabandom Is…

ballad, big voice, Eurovision elements, lithuania, monika linkyte, stay

San Marino: Piqued Jacks and Like An Animal

Jesus. What can I say about Piqued Jacks? I mean, it’s not their fault that I have to link to…

ewwwwww, i cannot convey how deeply unsexy this is, like an animal, piqued jacks, san marino, skinemax, sleazy

Iceland: Dilja and Power

Iceland has sent some of my favourite ever acts to the competition: Hatari, Dadi Freyr, Silvia Night. But Dilja’s Power…

but is it enough?, dilja, iceland, it's cute, power

Cyprus: Andrew Lambrou and Break a Broken Heart

Remember in 2018, when Fuego and Eleni Foureria’s hairography earned her a permanent spot on the ESC250? And 2019, when…

andrew lambrou, break a broken heart, cyprus, meh, villain in his own video

Moldova: Pasha Parfeni and Soarele şi Luna

Moldova is the party song capital of Europe. They’ve given us Sunstroke Project, Zdob si Zdub, and Do Re Dos.…

banger, fix the staging, moldova, pasha parfeni, soarele si luna, what a mess

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