Look, I get why everyone lost their heads over Elina and her opera performance, okay? But when I think about … More
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Sweden – Tror Du Att Han Bryr Sig
OH THANK GOD. Just when I thought my post-Eurovision depression was going to drag me into the fuego-y pits of … More
France – Mercy
I have lost all ability to be objective about this song and this performance and Emilie and Jean-Karl. I have … More
United Kingdom – Storm
I love Surie. She’s a wonderful performer and a sassy, self-deprecating Essex girl offstage. I want to take her out … More
San Marino – Who We Are
Have I saved the best for last? I’ve saved the best for last, with the understanding that “best” is a … More
Hungary – Viszlat Nyar
I’m standing here getting ready to board a plane so I need to make this quick: AWS is so much … More
Ukraine – Under the Ladder
The first time I saw Melovin perform, as part of last year’s Vidbir (Ukraine’s national selection), I thought he was…a … More
Slovenia – Hvala, Ne!
Although you may not be able to tell, this year’s Eurovision has TWO feminist bangers – Netta’s Toy and Lea … More
Denmark – Higher Ground
Oh, the lead singer looks like Tormund Giantsbane from Game of Thrones? Really? Wow! It’s not like you are the … More
Poland – Light Me Up
In my next life, I want to come back as Gromee. Gromee, pictured above, is the DJ behind this year’s … More
