France – Louane – Maman

We have three songs about cancer at this year’s Eurovision – Kyle Alessandro’s metaphorical Lighter, Klemen’s very descriptive How Much … More

Tired old gender roles part 2: Why do divas gotta work so damn hard?

Thirty (30!!!) years ago, Poland sent a limber-voiced 22-year old named Justyna Steczkowska to Eurovision with the song Sama, which … More

I’ve already written about Slimane and Mon Amour here, and I have a ton of other reviews to get out … More

France came out of the gate early this year for Eurovision 2024, and they are IN IT to WIN IT. … More

Ooh la la! I associate France with chansons (Patricia Kass, Barbara) or aburdist comedy (Sebastien Tellier, Les Fatals Picards, Twin … More

2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest … More

Yes it’s Eurovision day and in a way this day is the worse day of the year. Not because of … More

EVENING – THE ELYSEE PALACE President Emmanuel Macron sits in front of a roaring fire, re-reading a biography of Charles … More

Hey! Remember Twin Twin, those loveable scamps who represented France in the 2014 Eurovision song contest with the goofy bop … More

After last week’s semifinal, I think that the only way France doesn’t send Bilal to Eurovision is if he ends … More