I went to Eurovision in Concert this weekend. It was fantastic, as expected, but only one artist managed to truly … More
Tag: malta
Tired old gender roles part 2: Why do divas gotta work so damn hard?
Thirty (30!!!) years ago, Poland sent a limber-voiced 22-year old named Justyna Steczkowska to Eurovision with the song Sama, which … More
Malta – Sarah Bonnici – Loop
Look, it wouldn’t be a modern Eurovision contest without a girlbop, okay? By “girlbop,” I mean: According to my calculations, … More
SUUUUUPER SATURDAY! Aka, Why do I put myself through this. PART 1 – Malta and Norway
Tonight represents the first SUPER SATURDAY of the Eurovision 2024 season. By the time tomorrow rolls around, we’ll know who … More
M-A-T-T-B-A-N-A-N
I’ve been sitting on this post for a while, hoping that as more song came out, I’d get over my … More
Malta – The Busker – Dance (Our Own Party)
Eurovision rules state that a song must not exceed three minutes in length. Which is why Malta’s Dance (Our Own … More
The Matt Blxck Mantra
In 2022, I was minding my own business listening to a NF mix when I heard a peal of completely … More
Malta – I Am What I Am by Emma Muscat
I need to let go of a minor rant before I start reviewing this song formally. For those among us … More
IT’S NOT EUROVISION DAY AND HOW AM I STILL SO BUSY Rankings 10 to 1
Yes it’s Eurovision day and in a way this day is the worse day of the year. Not because of … More
