Spain – SloMo by Chanel

THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I … More

United Kingdom – Spaceman by Sam Ryder

First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of … More

Germany – Rockstars by Malik Harris

 Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More

Dudepoints answers: Why not Finland?

Well! That was quite the evening! I’ve got a lot of broader thoughts about the show which are to come. … More

The Dudepoints Guide to Eurovision 2021

Three hours before the first semifinal starts, it’s FINALLY HERE. Welcome to my zine for Eurovision 2021. If you prefer, … More

The Unbearable Rightness of Italy

If, in September, you had asked me: What would you ideal Eurovision entry be for 2021, I would have said … More

Spain – Voy A Quedarme (aka the Blas Canto School of Romantic Literature)

Fine, let’s get the Eurovision-y stuff out of the way: Blas Canto released a balled called Voy A Quedarme. It’s … More

Violent Thing is a great song but a horrible title so let’s change it

So yesterday, Germany announced its Eurovision entry in a claustrophic screening room, preceded by powerpoint slides and pie charts and … More

I will be rolling my eyes at this song until My Last Breath

So I’ve just listened to the song that the UK is supposedly announcing for Eurovision tomorrow. this is apparently the … More

How Tom Leeb’s song came into being

EVENING – THE ELYSEE PALACE President Emmanuel Macron sits in front of a roaring fire, re-reading a biography of Charles … More