Finland: Käärijä and Cha Cha Cha

Is Käärijä review-proof? I mean, this is a man whose music reflects his mantra of “It’s Crazy. It’s Party.” And … More

Netherlands: Mia and Dion and Burning Daylight

Duncan Laurence’s Arcade is a Eurovision winner I just did not get. It was 2019; I was living in a … More

OOOF. (I know I should stop opening these reviews with OOOF, but some of these songs are OOF.) My Sister’s … More

I woke up with a migraine this morning, and while the pain is largely gone, I’m now in the stage … More

The great thing about Eurovision 2023 is that there is literally something for everyone. Metal? YUP! Sadbois? YUP! Big-voiced divas? … More

I was at a party of nerds this weekend, and whenever I asked people about their favourite Eurovision act this … More

There’s a lot to like about TuralTuranX’s Tell Me More. The whole thing has a retro-90s jingle jangle guitar quality, … More

Portugal gonna Portugal. I mean that as a compliment. The entire nation has a vibe that seems to exist out … More

How am I supposed to do an objective review of a legend? I moved to the UK in the fall … More

Eurovision rules state that a song must not exceed three minutes in length. Which is why Malta’s Dance (Our Own … More