The Susan Lucci of Latvia is back! (I love making jokes about American daytime soap stars from the 1990s; these…
Norway – Byron Williams Jr. and JOWST – Freaky for the Weekend
One of the casualties of this weekend’s National Finals was this gem of a performance by veteran musician Byron Williams…
11 Reasons Why I LOVED Eurosong
So I’ve been in kind of a slump this Eurovision season. Ukraine’s National Final was (for obvious reasons) more somber…
TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!
Okay, now that we’ve gotten the etiquette post out of the way, let’s talk about tonight’s show and what to…
TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT – part 1
Tonight! It’s the Eurovision final! And yes, Eurovision watcher, it’s going to be a fun night! But not really! Because…
Semifinal 2: SHOW GUIDE
Good morning people who likely got waaaay more sleep than I did. I’m blearily writing this on a train from…
Semifinal 1: SHOW GUIDE for LOCALS
Hey all! I’ve just come back from the Semifinal 1 Jury Show and woweeewowowowow. It’s a DOOZY. So I’ve created…
Italy – Brividi by Mahmood and Blanco
THIS. THIS is how you do it, sadbois. You don’t write meta emotional songs about having emotions. You don’t write…
France – Fulenn by Alvan and Ahez
2022 will be the first year ever that there is not a song in French in the Eurovision Song Contest…
Spain – SloMo by Chanel
THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Vocals? Check Song? Check Staging? Check Hypnotizing booty? CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK Seriously, I…
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