So in my last review, I commended a band for having a song that appealed to people of all ages.…
Ukraine – Stefania by Kalush Orchestra
Look, we all know that the people of Ukraine are going through unimaginable atrocities right now. And a dumb Eurovision…
Slovenia – Disko by LPS
LPS (which stands for “Last Pizza Slice”) are probably not going to win Eurovision 2022. But do you know what…
Switzerland – Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO.…
Lithuania – Sentimentai by Monika Liu
Watch out, viewers – Monika Liu has released the hottest Eurovision song of 1977. I know that seems mean. I…
Latvia – Eat Your Salad – Citi Zeni
I cannot be objective about Eat Your Salad. They have been at the top of my personal scoreboard for months.…
Albania: Sekret by Ronela Hajati
Semifinal 1 is going to open with a BANG, y’all! Ronela Hajati can sing. Ronela Hajati can rap. Ronela Hajati…
Take a deep breath and touch grass
People. Stop. Just stop. This is not the “worst Eurovision ever.” Look, you don’t have to like every song. You…
Why Pabandom Is Naujo is not good, and why Pabandom Is Naujo is great.
Remember in 2020, when Eurovizijos Atranka rebranded as Pabandom Is Naujo, and we had a magical six weeks of entrancing…
Estonia delivers my first (hot girl) bummer of the 2022 NF season
It’s November. It’s not even Thanksgiving. And yet Estonia is coming out with Eesti Laul finals now? When I’d usually…
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