IT’S HALFHEARTED EUROVISION WEEK, EVERYONE! (Rankings 41-31)

Happy sort of Eurovision Week, everyone! Instead of stuffing my face with stroopwaffels and goodies from the Vegetarian Butcher, I’m … More

Thank you, National Final Season!

It’s been a pretty bleak couple of days, what with racists/bots/trolls popping up in the fandom, an interminable wait for … More

Earlier today, Robin Bengtsson dropped his video for Take A Chance on Me, which was filmed in London a few … More

So I’ve just listened to the song that the UK is supposedly announcing for Eurovision tomorrow. this is apparently the … More

For weeks now I’ve been working my sources in the Church trying to figure out if, as rumours had it, … More

On Sunday, as I was eating a delicious vegan dinner*, my phone buzzed. I had received a DM from a … More

EVENING – THE ELYSEE PALACE President Emmanuel Macron sits in front of a roaring fire, re-reading a biography of Charles … More

This year, having built up my stamina as a Eurovision fan, I decided to go full San Remo. (At least … More

Over the past week, there’s been a flurry of activity on the interwebs about who the UK entry might be, … More

I should like All the Blood. It’s a song by a group with a ridiculous name – We Are Poop … More