Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

Sweden – Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs

So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house, … More

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More

There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More

Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More

We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time … More

MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care … More

Look, we all know that the people of Ukraine are going through unimaginable atrocities right now. And a dumb Eurovision … More

LPS (which stands for “Last Pizza Slice”) are probably not going to win Eurovision 2022. But do you know what … More

I cannot be objective about Eat Your Salad. They have been at the top of my personal scoreboard for months. … More