Thank you, National Final Season!

It’s been a pretty bleak couple of days, what with racists/bots/trolls popping up in the fandom, an interminable wait for … More

What propaganda has Tornike been listening to?

So I finally got around to listening to Tornike Kipiani’s Take Me as I Am, and the first thing I … More

In defense of Uku Suviste (and, by extension, Tom Leeb)

Over the weekend, in what was apparently a highly controversial decision, Uku Suviste won Eesti Laul. Suviste is bringing the … More

Where’s Robin?

Earlier today, Robin Bengtsson dropped his video for Take A Chance on Me, which was filmed in London a few … More

Violent Thing is a great song but a horrible title so let’s change it

So yesterday, Germany announced its Eurovision entry in a claustrophic screening room, preceded by powerpoint slides and pie charts and … More

I will be rolling my eyes at this song until My Last Breath

So I’ve just listened to the song that the UK is supposedly announcing for Eurovision tomorrow. this is apparently the … More

SCOOP: The Vatican announces their Eurovision entry

For weeks now I’ve been working my sources in the Church trying to figure out if, as rumours had it, … More

Exclusive: A Message from Victor Crone

On Sunday, as I was eating a delicious vegan dinner*, my phone buzzed. I had received a DM from a … More

This year’s Melfest casualty

I know what you’re saying. Casualty, singular? Sweden is a powerhouse of pop! But this year’s Melfest has been, well, … More

A List of Reasons I Should Hate Armenia’s Entry (because I inexplicably LOVE it)

When I watched the playback of entries from Depi Evratesil on Saturday night, I was not impressed by Athena Manoukian’s … More