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North Macedonia – Proud (or why fake empowerment feminism is wrong, part 2)

When North Macedonia announced that it was holding back its Eurovision entry by a day so it would be released … More

awful, choke on your cookies, don't buy it, fake empowerment feminism, north macedonia, proud, tamara todevska

Armenia – Walking Out (or why fake empowerment feminism is wrong, part 1)

Sigh. Sigh. On its face, Srbuk’s Walking Out seems like the type of song that I would normally stan and … More

armenia, fake empowerment feminism, srbuk, that's not how DV works, walking out, we see what you are doing, women aren't stupid, wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong, you can't solve a problem in three minutes

For those who like to bang

So this weekend, we finally got the full Eurovision playlist, and now have a sense as to what we’ll be … More

all bangers, bangers, bangers all, bangs so hard, certified banger, dance hard, so good, such a banger

Why my choice to win Melodifestivalen won’t win Melodifestivalen

This year’s Melodifestivalen has been something of a disappointment for me – all of my favorite songs were pretty much … More

arvingarna, bangers all, hannah fern, hold you, i do, i do me, liamoo, lina hedlund, malou prytz, mello, melodifestivalen, sweden, victorious

The Netherlands – Arcade

Have you ever gone to a party and everyone’s laughed at a joke and you don’t quite get it but … More

arcade, duncan laurence, i don't get it, meh, please explain it to me, the netherlands

Poland – Fire of Love

First of all, I feel like I need to outline my history with Poland. I have longstanding beef with them … More

bad ass, fire of love, i want to go to brunch with these women, it somehow bangs without banging?, poland, tulia, zero fucks to give

Czechia – Friend of a Friend (official video)

Damn it, Lake Malawi, I’m supposed to be listening to all the new music that’s coming out today and you … More

adorbs, bangs so hard, cinnamon roll, czech republic, did i mention this bangs?, I love them, i love this, lake malawi, moar pls

Dudepoints Presents: The Investigations Desk

After some initial promising entries, I’ve been bemoaning the lack of bangers in Eurovision 2019, but with a recent glut … More

banger-ish, certified banger, did i mention this bangs?, don't slow down my bangers, hard hitting news, special investigations desk, such a banger, the news you need to know, where are the bangers?

Greece – Better Love

We’re getting into “eating too much ice cream will make you sick” territory, as the deadline for songs approaches and … More

ballad, beautiful voice, better love, greece, katerine duska, meh, pink veil, what a voice

Cyprus – Replay

OH THANK GOD. In the year of the Eurovision Male Ballad, I needed this horn-heavy, female-led dance banger. Do I … More

bad ass, banger, cyprus, replay, tamta, thank f finally, wow!

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