United Kingdom – Bigger Than Us

I’ve been warming to Michael Rice throughout Eurovision season. I mean, his song is the type of Christmas season treacle … More

San Marino – Say Na Na Na

Okay, so Serhat is like the wonderful cuddly (and sexy) mascot of the entire Eurovision community. The outside world may … More

I know that the semi-final draw is random, and that it took place long before this song was released, but … More

Who has the misfortune to perform between Portugal’s Spoon Man (and his slut-dropping sidekick) and everyone’s favourite Zaddy? That’s right. … More

In continuing my trawl through Semifinal 1, I’ve bounced around a bit and landed on Georgia, a song I chose … More

While hardcore Eurovision fans are now snorting coke at the afterparty, here at dudepoints, we thought it was more important … More

Oh my god there are so many songs in Semifinal 1 and I guess it’s time to do the official … More

Over the past few weeks, as I’ve had the good fortune to be zipping around Europe watching a bunch of … More

So this weekend, we finally got the full Eurovision playlist, and now have a sense as to what we’ll be … More

After some initial promising entries, I’ve been bemoaning the lack of bangers in Eurovision 2019, but with a recent glut … More