Azerbaijan – Chingiz is at it again

CHINGIZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING To recap: – Chingiz released an absolute slap-dilly-docious banger of a song with Truth. It … More

Beard Bracket 4 – Hatari vs. Jurijus

Due to my inability to alphabetize, I inadvertently created the worst beard bracket matchup in the world – Hatari vs. … More

Hello all! Are you aware of Uncommon Framework,the node for erudite (and thirsty) Eurovision content from across the web? A … More

In Beard Bracket 3, we’ve got a matchup betweeing returning Eurovision participant Juicy Papi from Hungary and sacrificial Israeli contestant … More

Yes, yes, yes, I know that I’m being inconsistent with my titles but I can’t fit the full name of … More

The first bracket matchup is Chingiz from Azerbaijan vs. Victor Crone of Estonia! Remember, voting is based NOT on the … More

In Eurovision 2019, there are a handful of songs that I adore, a handful of songs I actively loathe, and … More

Ooof. With the release of the new all-string quartet version of Love Is Forever, I suppose I can’t ignore my … More

Yes, yes, I have just skipped a large chunk of Semifinal 1 entries and jumped straight into Semifinal 2, but … More

I’ve been warming to Michael Rice throughout Eurovision season. I mean, his song is the type of Christmas season treacle … More