San Marino – Stripper by Achille Lauro

Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not … More

Malta – I Am What I Am by Emma Muscat

I need to let go of a minor rant before I start reviewing this song formally. For those among us … More

Do you like Britpop? Did you spend the 1990s wishing you were Bez? Do you think Eurovision would be improved … More

I know I am supposed to be doing these in semiorder, but I have a LOT of thoughts about Serbia … More

Congratulations to Michael Ben David, winner of Israel’s Drag Race! You slayed to get that crown, hunty! Look, by all … More

Semifinal 2 starts with a bang with The Rasmus, the once goth emo darlings who made it big with the … More

Okay, before I get to reviewing Snap by Rosa Linn, I’d like us all to take a moment to pour … More

“I love bangers!” I said. “Give me more bangers!” I said. “There aren’t enough bangers in this year’s Eurovision!” I … More

OH MY GOD THE ANGST I am not the target audience for this song. I am an old, and while … More

We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time … More