Hi casual Eurovision viewers! You might be saying, “Wow, Eurovision! It’s my favorite night of the year!” But in truth, … More
Category: predictions and tears
Beard Bracket Matchup 1: Chingiz v. Victor Crone!
The first bracket matchup is Chingiz from Azerbaijan vs. Victor Crone of Estonia! Remember, voting is based NOT on the … More
Slovenia – Sebi
We’re going to get a solid indie block at Semifinal one, with Poland, Slovenia, and the Czech Republic all taking … More
Belarus – Like It
Okay, given that we’re less than two months out, I guess it’s time for me to start doing proper reviews … More
Why my choice to win Melodifestivalen won’t win Melodifestivalen
This year’s Melodifestivalen has been something of a disappointment for me – all of my favorite songs were pretty much … More
Portugal – Festival da Cancao final predictions
Portugal’s entries tend to fall into two categories – the melodic lullabys, and then the truly strange. It’s clear which … More
Finland – UMK Final Predictions
I’m going out on a limb, I know, but I feel pretty confident in predicting that DARUDE will win Finland’s … More
Norway – Melodi Grand Prix predictions
So without the spectre of RYBAK hanging over them, I’m really interested to see what will emerge from Norway’s Melodi … More
Songvakeppnin – Final Preview and Predictions
It has been a rough couple of days, what with the prolonged Ukraine drama, and the eventual loss of one … More
Portugal – Festival da Canção Semi 2 Preview!
So last week, the Disney song won the jury, but the weirdo song (and fan favorite) won the televote. What’s … More
