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Dudepoints 2023 Guide to Eurovision!

It’s here! It’s here! It’s finally here! Right in time for the week of shows, please find the Dudepoints Guide … More

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Belgium – Gustaph and Because of You

First of all, let me tell you why you’ll love Gustaph’s Because of You. It is a Grade A certified … More

banger, because of you, belgium, daddy, daddy in a hat, emotional, going to cry, gustaph, winnah!

Greece: Victor Vernicos and What They Say

So, first of all, let’s make it clear that the title of Victor Vernicos’s song is What They Say and … More

greece, mid, nice boy, not my thing, victor vernicos, what they said

Australia: Voyager and Promise

The progressive metal band Voyager are representing Australia this year with their song Promise, a riff-shredding pop delight. I worry … More

australia, banger, promise, representation, voyager

Georgia: Iru and Echo

Georgia is rapidly getting a reputation as a country that does not send what is expected. Tornike Kipiani’s serial killer … More

banger, big-voiced lady, can't wait to see how they stage this, echo, georgia, in my brain, iru, unexpected

San Marino: Piqued Jacks and Like An Animal

Jesus. What can I say about Piqued Jacks? I mean, it’s not their fault that I have to link to … More

ewwwwww, i cannot convey how deeply unsexy this is, like an animal, piqued jacks, san marino, skinemax, sleazy

Iceland: Dilja and Power

Iceland has sent some of my favourite ever acts to the competition: Hatari, Dadi Freyr, Silvia Night. But Dilja’s Power … More

but is it enough?, dilja, iceland, it's cute, power

Cyprus: Andrew Lambrou and Break a Broken Heart

Remember in 2018, when Fuego and Eleni Foureria’s hairography earned her a permanent spot on the ESC250? And 2019, when … More

andrew lambrou, break a broken heart, cyprus, meh, villain in his own video

Romania – Theodor Andrei and D.G.T.

I think we’ve established by now that, by Eurovision standards, I am an old, withered crone, a husk of a … More

choices were made, d.g.t., he's only 18, romania, theodor andrei

Estonia: Alika and Bridges

First of all, i have to like Bridges. It’s the one Eurovision song this year in which I make an … More

alika, ballad, big voice, bridges, estonia, jury bait, look i like it

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