Okay, so you know how I just spent a bunch of words gushing over Ireland’s kiss-off anthem? Well, North Macedonia…
Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke
There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally…
Cyprus – Ela by Andromache
Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an…
Australia – Not the Same with Sheldon Riley
Oh my goodness, another empowerment anthem in this semi? Who programmed this running order? But – no pun intended –…
San Marino – Stripper by Achille Lauro
Hey babes! Babes, can we chat, babes? I am worried that Eurovision viewers tuning in on the night are not…
Malta – I Am What I Am by Emma Muscat
I need to let go of a minor rant before I start reviewing this song formally. For those among us…
Georgia – Lock Me In with Circus Mircus
Do you like Britpop? Did you spend the 1990s wishing you were Bez? Do you think Eurovision would be improved…
Azerbaijan- Fade to Black by Nadir Rustamli
I know I am supposed to be doing these in semiorder, but I have a LOT of thoughts about Serbia…
Israel – I.M. by Michael Ben David
Congratulations to Michael Ben David, winner of Israel’s Drag Race! You slayed to get that crown, hunty! Look, by all…
Finland – The Rasmus with Jezebel
Semifinal 2 starts with a bang with The Rasmus, the once goth emo darlings who made it big with the…
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