Look, I get why everyone lost their heads over Elina and her opera performance, okay? But when I think about … More
Author: Dude Points
Sweden – Tror Du Att Han Bryr Sig
OH THANK GOD. Just when I thought my post-Eurovision depression was going to drag me into the fuego-y pits of … More
What the hell was that?!?!
So after a day of post-Eurovision depression wallowing on Twitter, here are.my disjointed thoughts: 1. A FEMINIST BANGER WON!!!!! A … More
So what’s going to happen tonight?
The real answer? No one knows. The odds are all over the place, and it’s going to come down to … More
Spain – Tu Cancion
I am too cynical for Spain’s Alfred and Almaia. The two of them met on a Spanish reality television show … More
France – Mercy
I have lost all ability to be objective about this song and this performance and Emilie and Jean-Karl. I have … More
Portugal – O Jardim
While the love story that’s received the most press of the contest this year is Alfred and Almaia from Spain, … More
United Kingdom – Storm
I love Surie. She’s a wonderful performer and a sassy, self-deprecating Essex girl offstage. I want to take her out … More
Italy – Non Mi Avete Fatto Niente
This year, Italy has sent Ermal Meta (of Albania descent) and Fabrizio Moro with a plea for peace that I … More
Semifinal 2: Reactions and wrap-up
Okay, first thing – what do we need to do to get the #JusticeforJennyB hashtag trending? Seminfinal 2 was an … More
