If there were a contest to crown the Spirit of Eurovision, it would be won by Saara Aalto. She’s got … More
Author: Dude Points
Croatia – Crazy
Okay, so there are 43 songs this year. 43! Plus all the songs that competed to even get to this … More
Greece – Oniro Mou
Greece has sent a beautiful and haunting ballad called Oniro Mou that is performed beautifully by Yianni Terzi. She’s called … More
Armenia – Qami
Last year, Armenia sent the absolute queen Artsvik with a ethnosynth number that made me feel all sorts of warm … More
Lithuania – When We’re Old
Every year, Lithuania hosts a multi week selection spectacular called Eurovizijios Atranka. This year, FORTY-SEVEN separate acts competed through six … More
Israel – Toy
Israel was one of the last countries to release its Eurovision entry. We were not prepared. Unlike the vast majority … More
Czech Republic – Lie to Me
There are so many reasons I should hate Mikolas Josef’s “Lie to Me.” 1. It’s the smarmy Robin Thicke entry … More
Belgium – A Matter of Time
Every Eurovision competition is contractually obligated to have at least one entry from the ‘Bond Theme’ genre (see here Conchita … More
Albania – Mall
Albania’s Eurovision qualifier is the first of the season, so we’ve been listening to Eugent Bushpepa’s Mall for months and … More
Iceland – Our Choice
So Ari Olafsson is your chance for the first pee break of the night. Ari Olafsson is a Nice Boy. … More
