Beard bracket 6: Conan vs. Sergey

Conan: I really don’t see how anyone can beat Conan Osiris. Usually, his beard looks like this: (taken from the … More

Beard bracket number 5! D Mol vs. Duncan

Well, after what was for me the most fraught poll in history, we now calm down to something a bit … More

CHINGIZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING To recap: – Chingiz released an absolute slap-dilly-docious banger of a song with Truth. It … More

Due to my inability to alphabetize, I inadvertently created the worst beard bracket matchup in the world – Hatari vs. … More

Hello all! Are you aware of Uncommon Framework,the node for erudite (and thirsty) Eurovision content from across the web? A … More

In Beard Bracket 3, we’ve got a matchup betweeing returning Eurovision participant Juicy Papi from Hungary and sacrificial Israeli contestant … More

Yes, yes, yes, I know that I’m being inconsistent with my titles but I can’t fit the full name of … More

In Eurovision 2019, there are a handful of songs that I adore, a handful of songs I actively loathe, and … More

Ooof. With the release of the new all-string quartet version of Love Is Forever, I suppose I can’t ignore my … More

Yes, yes, I have just skipped a large chunk of Semifinal 1 entries and jumped straight into Semifinal 2, but … More