Denmark – The Show with Reddi

Denmark, you ALMOST had it right. We all know that Eurovision songs have a strict time limit. Three minutes and … More

Croatia – Guilty Pleasure by Mia Dimšić

Okay, okay – let’s get the obvious out of the way first: Mia Dimšić’s Guilty Pleasure is very much not … More

Have you caught your breath from that burst of Moldovan energy? If not, Portugal is here to give you a … More

MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care … More

Here’s my disclaimer: As a certified banger slut, I generally hate any song that’s under 120 BPM. I believe Eurovision … More

So in my last review, I commended a band for having a song that appealed to people of all ages. … More

Look, we all know that the people of Ukraine are going through unimaginable atrocities right now. And a dumb Eurovision … More

LPS (which stands for “Last Pizza Slice”) are probably not going to win Eurovision 2022. But do you know what … More

Trigger Warning: Intense Yelling at Sadbois, who are sad enough and probably don’t need a mean woman compounding things NO. … More

Watch out, viewers – Monika Liu has released the hottest Eurovision song of 1977. I know that seems mean. I … More