Look, I get why everyone lost their heads over Elina and her opera performance, okay? But when I think about…
Sweden – Tror Du Att Han Bryr Sig
OH THANK GOD. Just when I thought my post-Eurovision depression was going to drag me into the fuego-y pits of…
What the hell was that?!?!
So after a day of post-Eurovision depression wallowing on Twitter, here are.my disjointed thoughts: 1. A FEMINIST BANGER WON!!!!! A…
So what’s going to happen tonight?
The real answer? No one knows. The odds are all over the place, and it’s going to come down to…
Spain – Tu Cancion
I am too cynical for Spain’s Alfred and Almaia. The two of them met on a Spanish reality television show…
France – Mercy
I have lost all ability to be objective about this song and this performance and Emilie and Jean-Karl. I have…
Portugal – O Jardim
While the love story that’s received the most press of the contest this year is Alfred and Almaia from Spain,…
United Kingdom – Storm
I love Surie. She’s a wonderful performer and a sassy, self-deprecating Essex girl offstage. I want to take her out…
Italy – Non Mi Avete Fatto Niente
This year, Italy has sent Ermal Meta (of Albania descent) and Fabrizio Moro with a plea for peace that I…
Semifinal 2: Reactions and wrap-up
Okay, first thing – what do we need to do to get the #JusticeforJennyB hashtag trending? Seminfinal 2 was an…
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