Sweden – Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs

So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house, … More

Belgium – Miss You by Jeremie Makiese

The song: Okay The vocal: JURY WINNER Jeremie Makiese could be singing me the Belgian train timetables and with a … More

Montenegro – Breathe by Vladana

TOO SOON, Montenegro. TOO SOON. Especially because COVID’s not over. We’re going to be sitting in the arena in Turin … More

Poland – River by Ochman

Can it be…that I love a sadboi song? I mean, with the caveat that “love” means ”I’ve ranked it higher … More

Romania – Llamame by WRS

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More

Estonia – Hope by Stefan

YEE HAW! Ennio Morricone, eat your heart out, because Stefan from Estonia has come to bring the spaghetti Western to … More

North Macedonia – Circles by Andrea

Okay, so you know how I just spent a bunch of words gushing over Ireland’s kiss-off anthem? Well, North Macedonia … More

Ireland – That’s Rich by Brooke

There are two ways to deal with a breakup – one is to sob your heart out with a emotionally … More

Cyprus – Ela by Andromache

Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an … More

Australia – Not the Same with Sheldon Riley

Oh my goodness, another empowerment anthem in this semi? Who programmed this running order? But – no pun intended – … More