Okay, before I get to reviewing Snap by Rosa Linn, I’d like us all to take a moment to pour…
Norway – Give that Wolf a Banana by Subwoolfer
“I love bangers!” I said. “Give me more bangers!” I said. “There aren’t enough bangers in this year’s Eurovision!” I…
Greece – Die Together by Amanda Tenfjord
OH MY GOD THE ANGST I am not the target audience for this song. I am an old, and while…
Iceland – Með Hækkandi Sól by Systur
Did you hear Portugal’s song and think, “Wow, I really like this vibe, but could use a little more yeehaw?”…
Austria – Halo by Lum!x featuring Pia Maria
We’ve had two and a half lilting female ballads lulling us into a sense of security, which means it’s time…
Denmark – The Show with Reddi
Denmark, you ALMOST had it right. We all know that Eurovision songs have a strict time limit. Three minutes and…
Croatia – Guilty Pleasure by Mia Dimšić
Okay, okay – let’s get the obvious out of the way first: Mia Dimšić’s Guilty Pleasure is very much not…
Portugal – Saudade by Maro
Have you caught your breath from that burst of Moldovan energy? If not, Portugal is here to give you a…
Moldova – Trenuleţul by Zdob şi Zdub
MOLDOVA, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUSES! YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! You know why I love Moldova at Eurovision? Because they only care…
The Netherlands – De Diepte by S10
Here’s my disclaimer: As a certified banger slut, I generally hate any song that’s under 120 BPM. I believe Eurovision…
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