Cyprus – Theo Evan – Shh

Cyprus, you mad geniuses, you’ve done it again. Starting in 2018, when Eleni Foureira nearly won Eurovision by claiming “You … More

Cyprus – Silia Kapsis – Liar

I keep thinking I’ve reviewed Liar already but it turns out I’ve just talked about it A LOT with people. … More

Remember in 2018, when Fuego and Eleni Foureria’s hairography earned her a permanent spot on the ESC250? And 2019, when … More

Oh, Cyprus. Between Eleni, Tamta, and Elena Tsangrinou, you have created a high bar for yourselves. You have created an … More

Happy sort of Eurovision Week, everyone! Instead of stuffing my face with stroopwaffels and goodies from the Vegetarian Butcher, I’m … More

I know that the semi-final draw is random, and that it took place long before this song was released, but … More

OH THANK GOD. In the year of the Eurovision Male Ballad, I needed this horn-heavy, female-led dance banger. Do I … More

It just seems cruel to give us a new release from the greatest hair artist in history, and yet deny … More

Look, Fuego is a pure Eurovision banger, okay? It’s got a gorgeous woman belting out nonsense lyrics (you got me … More