Well, if there’s anything good about the Eurovision 2019 season, it’s going to be Belgium. From Loic to Laura to … More
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Eurovision You Decide – Preview
*Sigh* *Sigh* I’m using a picture of SuRie to illustrate this post because I remember that when last year’s You … More
UK – Eurovision: You Decide!
Look, if this is because I made fun of Portugal’s contestants yesterday, I apologize. I take it all back. Because … More
Lithuania – Anyone
So Eurovizijios Atranka, Lithuania’s neverending slog of qualification, already had its first heat in early January. Before its second heat … More
Ukraine – З тобою, зі мною, і годі
Melovin, Melovin, why have you foresaken us? It’s almost Halloween. And yes, I know that earlier this year, you announced … More
Switzerland – Undun
I thought the end of Eurovision 2018 meant I wouldn’t have to think about Zibbz anymore. Do I have to … More
Sweden – I Wouldn’t Know
Benjamin, Benjamin, Benjamin. If you’re going to plaster my YouTube with advertisements that your new song – I Wouldn’t Know … More
Sweden – Hot Like The Sun
In this year’s Melodifestivalen, one of my favorite songs was Sigrid Bernson’s Patrick Swayze. It was a prime example of … More
Sweden – Perfect Memory
It’s New Music Friday in Sweden, and that means we have at least one former Melodifestivalen contestant lurking around. This … More
Spain – Tu Cancion
I am too cynical for Spain’s Alfred and Almaia. The two of them met on a Spanish reality television show … More
