United Kingdom – Spaceman by Sam Ryder

First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of … More

Germany – Rockstars by Malik Harris

Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik … More

Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know … More

Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first … More

So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house, … More

The song: Okay The vocal: JURY WINNER Jeremie Makiese could be singing me the Belgian train timetables and with a … More

TOO SOON, Montenegro. TOO SOON. Especially because COVID’s not over. We’re going to be sitting in the arena in Turin … More

Can it be…that I love a sadboi song? I mean, with the caveat that “love” means ”I’ve ranked it higher … More

Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well, … More

YEE HAW! Ennio Morricone, eat your heart out, because Stefan from Estonia has come to bring the spaghetti Western to … More