Sweden – Missing U

AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! ROBYN HAS RELEASED HER FIRST NEW SOLO MUSIC IN EIGHT YEARS! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAA- … More

Poland – One Last Time

Shhhhh! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Is the coast clear? Have Zibbz walked away? Do they believe my story about a friend’s cat swallowing … More

I thought the end of Eurovision 2018 meant I wouldn’t have to think about Zibbz anymore. Do I have to … More

Hey, everybody! Émilie and Jean-Karl, the world’s coolest couple, are back with a new video for their song Comme Une … More

Benjamin, Benjamin, Benjamin. If you’re going to plaster my YouTube with advertisements that your new song – I Wouldn’t Know … More

Hey look everybody! Svala’s back with a new song and video! You remember Svala, right? She was the 2017 Eurovision … More

Okay, I promise to stop posting snark about Alexander Rybak shortly, but I just wanted to point out that he … More

Felix Sandman, what are we supposed to do with you? Last week, you released Imprint, a surprisingly poetic love song … More

Look, I love Fairytale as much as the next Eurostan, but I’m beginning to find something undeniably creepy about Rybak. … More

Soon. Soon Blanche and her all-lady cult are going to break into your house at night and… …well, did you … More