Semifinal 2 predictions

The murky image above is the actual fire that broke out on stage at the Semifinal Jury 2 show last … More

Sweden – Dance You Off

Benjamin Ingrosso was a nice boy with a nice falsetto. Last year, he entered Melodifestivalen with Good Lovin’, a song … More

Russia – I Won’t Break

Julia Samoylova is being used, and Russia should be ashamed. Samoylova is the contestant who was chosen by Russia last … More

Netherlands – Outlaw in Em

I am an American, and was thus genetically disposed to like Waylon’s song. And I did! There was something comforting … More

Moldova – My Lucky Day

First of all, I don’t know what Moldova is like in real life. It could be a grey, post-Soviet wasteland. … More

Australia – We Got Love

Jessica Mauboy has a big, big, big voice – especially apparent in the ‘We Got Loves’ she belts out at … More

Norway – That’s How You Write a Song

After watching a few seconds of his performance, Alexander Rybak might dredge up some memories for you – you’ve seen … More

Romania – Goodbye

As I said in the review of Croatia, 43 songs is a LOT of songs. A LOT. And some are … More

Semifinal 1 reactions

First of all, shame on all of you Eurovision voters for letting this piece of batshit magic fall by the … More

Germany – You Let Me Walk Alone

This song can be summed up as “Michael Schulte, please get therapy.” I’d write more about it but I find … More