First of all, can we all acknowledge that Konstrakta needs to change her lyrics to: “What is the secret of…
Germany – Rockstars by Malik Harris
Okay, before we talk about Rockstars, I want to show you this video from the Eurovision House Party, where Malik…
Serbia – In Corpore Sano – Konstrakta
Okay, let’s get this out of the way right away: This is not a song about Meghan Markle. I know…
Czech Republic – Lights Off by We Are Domi
Because this Eurovision season has been going on for approximately three years, I *think* We Are Domi was the first…
Sweden – Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs
So when all of us were desperately hitting “refresh” in an attempt to get Eurovision 2022 tickets (in my house,…
Belgium – Miss You by Jeremie Makiese
The song: Okay The vocal: JURY WINNER Jeremie Makiese could be singing me the Belgian train timetables and with a…
Montenegro – Breathe by Vladana
TOO SOON, Montenegro. TOO SOON. Especially because COVID’s not over. We’re going to be sitting in the arena in Turin…
Poland – River by Ochman
Can it be…that I love a sadboi song? I mean, with the caveat that “love” means ”I’ve ranked it higher…
Romania – Llamame by WRS
Okay, so remember how I said that Yee Haw is now guaranteed to show up in Eurovision every year? Well,…
Estonia – Hope by Stefan
YEE HAW! Ennio Morricone, eat your heart out, because Stefan from Estonia has come to bring the spaghetti Western to…
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