The murky image above is the actual fire that broke out on stage at the Semifinal Jury 2 show last…
Sweden – Dance You Off
Benjamin Ingrosso was a nice boy with a nice falsetto. Last year, he entered Melodifestivalen with Good Lovin’, a song…
Russia – I Won’t Break
Julia Samoylova is being used, and Russia should be ashamed. Samoylova is the contestant who was chosen by Russia last…
Netherlands – Outlaw in Em
I am an American, and was thus genetically disposed to like Waylon’s song. And I did! There was something comforting…
Moldova – My Lucky Day
First of all, I don’t know what Moldova is like in real life. It could be a grey, post-Soviet wasteland.…
Australia – We Got Love
Jessica Mauboy has a big, big, big voice – especially apparent in the ‘We Got Loves’ she belts out at…
Norway – That’s How You Write a Song
After watching a few seconds of his performance, Alexander Rybak might dredge up some memories for you – you’ve seen…
Romania – Goodbye
As I said in the review of Croatia, 43 songs is a LOT of songs. A LOT. And some are…
Semifinal 1 reactions
First of all, shame on all of you Eurovision voters for letting this piece of batshit magic fall by the…
Germany – You Let Me Walk Alone
This song can be summed up as “Michael Schulte, please get therapy.” I’d write more about it but I find…
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